Kanye West doesn't tweet all that often, but when he does... Ooh boy, you're gonna want to grab some popcorn. We were reminded of this today when dude went for Wiz Khalifa's neck, giving him a list of 17 (?!) commandments/reasons he's inferior to Mr. West. That those tweets were swiftly deleted is even more indicative of Ye's general demeanor on Twitter, which usually features brash statements that are available only in screenshot form an hour or so after they're tweeted.
Beyond that though, the usually dour rapper sometimes uses his account to show sides of himself that we previously only got on "Hey Mama" and "Family Business," posting touching tributes to the recently deceased and/or his mother. But mostly, he'll be remembered for his Tracy Jordan-esque comments on luxuries that we peasants can only laugh and scratch our heads at. Without further adieu, here are THE BEST TWEETS EVER-- or rather, the best KANYE tweets ever.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Admit it, we all do that.
kanye bike stores tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Could you even picture him riding a bike? It'd have to be the world's first seven-figures bike.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
"What's my biggest weakness? I care too much."
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
What happened to "You ain't finna see a mogul get emotional"?
kanye wicked tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Wicked Witch of the West
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Only in Kanye's mind does a simple conference become a chicken/egg question involving very specific furniture.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
låt oss ha en skål för douchebags!!!
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Have we heard this one yet? "Ultra Light Beam," is that you?
kanye fur pillows tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
"You know something Jeeves? It's actually hard to eat caviar without letting your monocle fall into it."
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
The word "simple" is definitely debatable here.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Ye getting his Duran Duran on.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
When it comes to seasons, everyone knows Yeezy > Fall.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Is tweeting really the best way to get ahold of Def Jam?
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
"Have you ever asked your Golden Lady for other Golden Ladies?" Just didn't have the same ring to it.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Kanye lays out the similarities between College Dropout and Yeezus better than any critic could..
kanye hi mom tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
[Insert unlimited crying emojis]
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Thank you, Kanye, for sharing this perfect picture.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
As close to a complete Kanye mantra as we'll ever get.
Kanye Beck tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
kanye mike dean tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
This is about his close collaborator Mike Dean, not Macklemore.
kanye in-app purchases tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
Kanye West, parenting tips blogger.
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Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
This one's even funnier when you realize who he was talking about... Hopefully that collab still makes it onto Waves.
kanye album of the life tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
To be honest, the fact that this doesn't work grammatically makes it even better.
kanye wiz khalifa pants tweet
Kanye West's 25 Best Tweets
*Cue the pants emojis flooding Wiz's IG*
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